The Twelve Days of Christmas (A van-themed edition by The Three Bean Salad)
On the first day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
A cracked and scratched DVD
On the second day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Two beach pails, and a cracked and scratched DVD
On the third day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Three French fries, two beach pails and a cracked and
scratched DVD
On the fourth day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Four juice box straws, three French fries, two beach pails
and a cracked and scratched DVD
On the fifth day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Five goldfish, four juice box straws, three French fries, two beach pails
and a cracked and scratched DVD
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| A few fallen goldfish |
On the sixth day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Six lollipops sticking, five goldfish, four juice box
straws, three French fries, two beach pails and a cracked and scratched DVD
On the seventh day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Seven fruit snack wrappers, six lollipops sticking, five goldfish,
four juice box straws, three French fries, two beach pails and a cracked and
scratched DVD.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Eight bottle caps broken, seven fruit snack wrappers, six
lollipops sticking, five goldfish, four juice box straws, three French fries,
two beach pails and a cracked and scratched DVD
On the ninth day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Nine Arcade Tokens, eight bottle caps broken, seven fruit
snack wrappers, six lollipops sticking, five goldfish, four juice box straws,
three French fries, two beach pails and a cracked and scratched DVD
On the tenth day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Ten little Legos, nine arcade tokens, eight bottle caps
broken, seven fruit snack wrappers, six lollipops sticking, five goldfish, four
juice box straws, three French fries, two beach pails and a cracked and
scratched DVD
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Eleven popcorn pieces, ten little Legos, Nine arcade tokens,
eight bottle caps broken, seven fruit snack wrappers, six lollipops sticking, five
goldfish, four juice box straws, three French fries, two beach pails and a cracked
and scratched DVD
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Minivan gave to me
Twelve Dunkies napkins, eleven popcorn pieces, ten little
Legos, nine arcade tokens, eight bottle caps broken, seven fruit snack
wrappers, six lollipops sticking, five goldfish, four juice box straws, three
French fries, two beach pails and a cracked and scratched DVD
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| MiniRu could probably stand an external wash as well |
I did clean out MiniRu yesterday, and by clean out I mean removed a ton of crap ranging from Laffy Taffy stuck underneath the Little Lady's booster to a single strand of uncooked spaghetti. Car detailing is definitely on my Christmas List. What is the craziest thing you have found in your car?
I'm not sure I'm ready to talk about some of what has been found in the car. Maybe because a few of the "items" seemed to have merged with other "substances' into something unidentifiable.
ReplyDeleteOh, the "mashup." It can be a very scary thing. . .
DeleteSpilled chocolate milk that turned into a solid was by far the grossest and smelliest thing I have found.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing worse than the smell of curdled milk. I have found a few of those under the seats over the years! Yuck!
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