For many years my Fall TV preview guest blog on 3Bean had been a calling. It came natural to me, and something I would accomplish without thought or reason. Much like a blue tick coonhound must bay upon the tree of its cornered prey, I felt instinctually obligated to this task. Then two years dried up without a single submission. The public decried this lapse and demanded an answer. Why would I abandon Aileen and refuse to temporarily unburden her? Was I truly drowning in a pool of my own retarded sexuality? Well I am back, baby, and here now to redeem both my reputation and my manhood.
New Fall TV lineup:
Things I have not seen: A to Z, The Affair, Bad Judge,Black-ish, Constantine, Cristela, The Flash, Forever,Gotham, Gracepoint, Happyland, Houdini, How to Get Away With Murder, Intruders, Jane The Virgin, Madam Secretary, Manhattan Love Story, Marry Me, The McCarthys, Mulaney, The Mysteries of Laura, NCIS: New Orleans, Red Band Society, Scorpion, Selfie, Stalker, State of Affairs, Utopia, Z Nation.
Things I have seen: SpongeBob Squarepants (all episodes). Paw Patrol. Peppa Pig.
I will now crawl back under the rock from where I have been hiding. May God judge me accordingly.