Tuesday, January 12, 2010

A Few Quips from The Lady

Mickey Mouse

My husband told me that he had to tell me something that the Lady said. However, it was a visual.

When I went upstairs and he picked up my new black bra that was tossed on the bed and told me she had picked it up and said "Mickey Mouse," I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry.

Backseat Driver

My husband should not drive with the Lady in the car, or he should at least not beep the horn in frustration at other drivers. We all know how she picked up on "fuck you doing?" but she has now associated any time the horn is beeped with saying something inappropriate.

Case in point, we were driving home the other night and my husband beeped the horn. He refrained from actually cursing anybody out, but from the backseat the Lady said "Daddy said sucks?"

We told her that we don't say that word--although, I am pretty sure we both say it about 30 times a day, so maybe I should make a resolution this year to reduce the amount of time I say things suck during the day--or at least in front of the Lady.

1 comment:

  1. Laugh it off. Be glad that she didn't pick up your undies and pretend they were a parachute.

    Blame all if the lady's bad words on her dad- that is what I do.